The other morning Riley comes and lays in bed next to me. She very nonchalantly tells me that she had melty poo this morning. "Ok" I reply. Then she goes on.... Apparently this happened in the basement bathroom, which happened to be out of toilet paper. Riley's solution. "I had to wipe my butt with the shower curtain." Me, "RILEY!" Riley, "Well, I didn't want to use the towel." Jason is in the room listening to this. He goes downstairs, takes the shower curtain down, puts it into the washer, comes back upstairs and says, "Well, it needed to be washed anyway."Sunday, October 14, 2012
Another Poop Story
Man do you accumulate a lot of poop stories with 4 kids. So with that being said, here's another one.
The other morning Riley comes and lays in bed next to me. She very nonchalantly tells me that she had melty poo this morning. "Ok" I reply. Then she goes on.... Apparently this happened in the basement bathroom, which happened to be out of toilet paper. Riley's solution. "I had to wipe my butt with the shower curtain." Me, "RILEY!" Riley, "Well, I didn't want to use the towel." Jason is in the room listening to this. He goes downstairs, takes the shower curtain down, puts it into the washer, comes back upstairs and says, "Well, it needed to be washed anyway."
The other morning Riley comes and lays in bed next to me. She very nonchalantly tells me that she had melty poo this morning. "Ok" I reply. Then she goes on.... Apparently this happened in the basement bathroom, which happened to be out of toilet paper. Riley's solution. "I had to wipe my butt with the shower curtain." Me, "RILEY!" Riley, "Well, I didn't want to use the towel." Jason is in the room listening to this. He goes downstairs, takes the shower curtain down, puts it into the washer, comes back upstairs and says, "Well, it needed to be washed anyway."
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