Why can't we poop in public?

Wyatt - so I know why we shouldn't poop in public, but what happens if you do?

Me - you go jail. 

Wyatt - what about kids? 

Me - their parents go to jail.

Wyatt's wheels are turning for a bit ....

Wyatt - what about orphans?

Now my wheels are turning and  holding back laughter while watching Cherise crack up across the table from me ...

Me - then thy go to jail. 

Wyatt - what if we're having a party in the backyard and I poop in the middle of everyone?

Me - that would be really gross, but you won't go to jail. 

Wyatt - don't worry mom, I won't poop in the backyard. 

Well - now that we have that cleared up.